The effects of Ipecac

Things I have done since I bitched out on this blog and stopped posting

Became vegetarian. I Don't really know why. Maybe because a friend of mine is vegetarian and when he talks about it it made sense to stop eating meat. Not for ethical reasons. Just for general health reasons.

Been planning a wedding with a girl I've been together with for six years. It's amazing how completely unnecessary a man is in the wedding planning process. My genitals are stored neatly in a jar under her bathroom sink collecting dust. They will never been needed again.

Made it through a brutal round of layoffs at work. I'm still employed until next year. I had no idea working as a public relations writer would be so fucking cut throat.

Not redesigning this blog. This site is in such desperate need of a re-design and I'm completely uncapabale. It's fucking ugly. One of the worst blogs I've ever laid eyes on and it's mine. Incapable? Anyone wanna do it for me? I will be forever grateful.

Tried unsuccesfully to quit smoking and drinking. I only do these things on the weekend. But I can't seem to get unbored enough to not go out.

The Dildo Song

Probably not safe for work

Girl accidentally farts on American Idol knock off