Here are some bad jokes. Enjoy, then leave your own:

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Wanna go ride bikes?

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A pedophile and a little boy were walking into the woods. A storm was approaching and it was getting dark and windy.
"I'm scared" says the little boy.
"You're scared?!?" says the pedophile, "I'm the one who has to walk out alone..."

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind baby get for Christmas?
Cancer

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Doctor: "I've got bad news, and I have worse news,
Patient: "What is it?"
Doctor: "Well, for starters, you have cancer"
Patient: "Christ, what's the worse news?"
Doctor: "You have alzthimers"
Patient: "whew, at least I don't have cancer!"

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What's the worst part about sex with a 12 year old girl?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit

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A clown's getting a blow job from a hooker. When he's done he says "Does that taste funny to you?"

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I hope I die in my sleep just like my grandfather... not screaming like his passengers

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